Steve's all night jungle and bar

-- **Welcome to the jungle** The jungle and grocery is a scary place where people eat animals, animals eat people and mothers cry at night. [if level === 1 ] Hi new player [if level === 2 ] You are a mage - congrats [if level === 3 ] dang man thats kinda epic [if level === 4] You must love the game [if level === 5] Like my flavor text? [if level === 6] You have achived knighthood [if level === 7 ] Well now your an epic mage [if level === 8 ] You have some serious dedication if your already level 8 [if level === 9 ] Ok you love this game confirmed [if level === 10] Ok well you did something quite epic [continue] > [[Turn right and go to the deep jungle|deepjungle]] > [[Turn left and go to the grocery|grocery]]

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money: money+random.d10 -- You found some money in the deep jungle [[Turn right|right]] [[Turn left|left]] [[Go back|Start]]

Welcome to GamerGrocery Honestly don't buy from us I mean the [[Gamer Shop|GamerShop]] has pretty much everything nowadays. [[Why's that?|GamerShopExplained]] [[Go back|Start]] [if ToolShopUnlock === false] [[They dont have any tools though!|ToolQuestCheck]]

money:30 health:100 level:1 ToolShopUnlock:false ReadMazeBook:false MazeWentBack:false MazeVaultOpen:false HasTreasureX:false HasShovel:false HasHatchet:false DefeatCobra1:false ShakeShackStaff:false BuiltCampsiteBridge1:false TreasureHuntJob1:false BeatLordMapleFirstBossFight1:false LordMapleBossFightDamage1:0 MineKeyCardDoorCodeUnlocked:false ZiplineLine1Built:false Zipline1Unlock:false Zipline2Unlock:false Zipline3Unlock:false Zipline4Unlock:false TrainHubTrainWorks:false TrainHub1Unlock:false TrainHub2Unlock:false TrainHub3Unlock:false MMMStaff:false config.header.right: "Level: {level} Money:{money} Health:{health}" config.footer.right: "[[Restart|Init]] Go to [[Gamer Shop|GamerShop]]" -- [[Begin the adventure|Start]]

[if DefeatCobra1 === false] You encounter a cobra, what do you do? [[Run away|deepjungle]] [[I'll fight it!|Fight]] [[I bought a cobra taming book at the grocery for 10 dollars!|tame]] [if DefeatCobra1 === true] You remember the time when you defeated that cobra [[Continue|2]] [[Go back|deepjungle]]

You come apon a maze and a book, what do you do? [[Read the book|MazePath]] [[Enter the maze|MazeStart]] [[Turn back|deepjungle]]

money: money-10 DefeatCobra1:true -- Luckily, it worked. You made the cobra go somewhere else and you continued your trip. > [[Continue|2]]

health: health-50 DefeatCobra1:true -- Your able to defeat it, but it got quite a few bites in. > [[Continue|2]]

You come across a X, which makes you think something is buried beneath it, if you had a shovel you could probably dig it up... [if HasShovel === false] [[Move on and do nothing|continue34]] [[Go back|right]] [if HasShovel === true] [[I'll dig it up!|DigTreasureX]] [[Go back|right]] [[Keep on the trail|continue34]]

You see a great river and a wooden bridge, you could try to cross the bridge but you might fall off and hurt yourself. [[Turn back|2]] [[Cross the bridge|BridgeCrossing1]] [[Swim|SwimAcrossTheWater1]]

Welcome to the Gamer Shop my friend! What would you like? I have quite a lot of intresting items! If you want to level up or purchase tools, just ask to see the prices! [if money > 0] [[Buy a level|LevelStore]] [[Go back|Start]] [if money > 45] [[Boost your stats|StatStore]] [[Go back|Start]] [if money > 99] [[Purchase a item|ItemStoreGate]] [[Go back|Start]] [if money === 0] You can't afford anything :( [[Go back|Start]]

LevelCost (level === 1): 100 LevelCost (level === 2): 500 LevelCost (level === 3): 1000 LevelCost (level === 4): 2000 LevelCost (level === 5): 5000 LevelCost (level === 6): 10000 LevelCost (level === 7): 20000 LevelCost (level === 8): 40000 LevelCost (level === 9): 100000 LevelCost (level === 10): 1000000 -- Your current level is:{level} The next level costs: ${LevelCost} [if money < LevelCost] Your not able to afford a new level :( [[Go Back|GamerShop]] [if money > LevelCost] You have enough for the next level! [[Buy|LevelStoreBuy]] [[Cancel|GamerShop]] [if money === LevelCost] You have enough for the next level! [[Buy|LevelStoreBuy]] [[Cancel|GamerShop]]

Your current health is {health} How much health would you like to buy? [if health <50] [[Plus 50 health $45]] [[Plus 10 health $10]] [if health >50] [[Plus 10 health $10]] [[Plus 5 health $5]]

[if ToolShopUnlock === false] Out of stock. [[Go back|GamerShop]] [if ToolShopUnlock === true] I see you have a pass, come on in. [[Enter|ItemStore]] [[Head back|GamerShop]]

level: level + 1 money: money - LevelCost -- Your new level is: {level}! You have ${money} left! [[Go back|GamerShop]]

health: health + 50 money: money - 45 -- Your new health is {health} [[Go back|GamerShop]]

health: health + 10 money: money - 10 -- Your new health is {health} [[Go back|GamerShop]]

health: health + 5 money: money - 5 -- Your new health is: {health} [[Go back|GamerShop]]

ReadMazeBook: true -- The book reads: To all who enter this sacred jungle, I say to you. Listen to my warning. There is more at stake then you know. If thou shall seek the knowledge of the maze, you must solve these riddles. 1, What direction do you always call correct? 2, What runs but never sleeps, and is what you are mostly made of? 3, How must you deal with loss? 4, Is the answer _____? 5, You must sometimes retrace your steps. [[Go back|left]]

You enter the maze, you can go right or left. [[Left|Maze fail 1]] [[Right|Maze2]]

You hit a dead end. [[Turn Back|MazeStart]]

You find a door with a number 2 on it, and a sign that says: "Answer The Question" [if ReadMazeBook === true] This reminds you off the riddle on the book, what do you think the answer is? [[Water|Maze3]] [[You on caffene|MazeFail2]] [[Your legs|MazeFail2]] [[I want to see the book again|left]] [else] I should go see if I missed any clues [[Go back|left]]

There are 4 ways you can go, foward backwards left and right. [[Go back|Maze2]] [[Go Foward|Maze4]] [[Go left|MazeFail3]] [[Go right|MazeFailRight]]

Nothing happens [[I should try again|Maze2]] [[Let me read the book again|left]]

You can go right or left [[Go back|Maze3]] [[Go left|MazeFail:():]] [[Go left|MazeFail:():]]

It leads to a dead end [[Go back|Maze3]]

Quod quid est cur Cur [[Revertere|Start]]

It's a dead end [[Go back|Maze4]]

MazeWentBack:true -- You can go left or right [[Go back|Maze4]] [[Go left|Fail9]] [[Go right|Fail9]]

[if MazeVaultOpen === true] The vault has already been raided [[Go back|left]] [if MazeVaultOpen === false] There seems to be a vault of gold! [[Open it!|MazeVault]]

It goes to a dead end [[Go back|Maze5]]

money: money + 70 MazeVaultOpen:true -- You grab the money in the vault You now have ${money} [[Go back|left]]

[if HasTreasureX === false] You dig up a big chest, are you sure you want to open it? [[Yes|OpenTreasureX]] [[No|2]] [if HasTreasureX === true] You already dug up the chest and its contents [[Go back|2]]

HasTreasureX:true money: money + 750 -- You open the chest to find 750 dollars worth of gold! You now have ${money}! [[Go back|2]]

Well I might know how to get some tools.... But you would need to be level 3.. [[Oh Well|Start]] [if level >2] [[But I am level 3!|ToolQuestStart]]

MineKeyCardDoorCodeUnlocked:true -- Well hello young friend! I'm sorry to say that the tool quest isnt ready yet, but as I want you to still unlock the hidden areas, you get a basic tool pass. [[Yay!|TempToolUnlock]]

health: health - 30 -- You crossed the bridge but you fell and hurt yourself. [[Continue|RiverShore1]]

It works, your able to make it to other side of the river! [[Continue|RiverShore1]]

You find 3 main trails, where will you go? [[Go back|continue34]] [[Go on the first trail|TheShakeSnake]] [[Go on the second trail|ReallyBigHole1]] [[Go on to the third trail|Level2Gate]]

You come apon a building called "The Shake Shack" You see two double glass doors and a keycard door [[Open Glass Doors|TheShakeShackShop]] [[Turn back|RiverShore1]] [if ShakeShackStaff === true] [[Use keycard|ShakeShackStaff]]

Welcome to the shake shop! *We serve shakes that may or may not contain nuclear waste material, and are not liable for death or radiation poisoning.* [[View the menu|TheShakeShackMenu]] [if level === 1] You also see a sign that says looking for staff [[Apply|BecomeShakeShackStaff]]

[if level === 1] You make 5 dollars per click, oh well. [[Work|ShakeShackWork]] [[Stop working|RiverShore1]] [if level > 1] You see a letter on your desk [[Read the letter|ShakeShackStaffmakefalse]]

You applied and oddly enough you were hired. You were also given a lovely note: Please remember that your not payed nearly enough and also we can fire you if we want :D [[Continue|ShakeShackStaffSettrue]]

ShakeShackStaff: true -- [[Return to the TheSnakeShack|TheShakeSnake]]

money: money + 5 -- You now have ${money}! [[Keep working|ShakeShackStaff]]

ShakeShackStaff:false -- Your fired you fool [[Oh well....|RiverShore1]]

ToolShopUnlock:true -- You can now buy tools, but be warned! The tools are still being worked on and not a lot of things require them, but they still are fun! Also, I heard something about a mine keycard door and it made me think of the number 4927, not sure why. Hope this helps you! [[Alright!|GamerShop]]

I dont have a lot of goods right now, but I'll show you what you can afford. [[Go back|GamerShop]] [if money >500] [[Shovel $500]] [if money > 750] [[Hatchet $750]]

money: money - 500 HasShovel:true -- You now own a shovel, your remaiming funds are ${money}. [[Return|Start]]

money: money - 100 health: health +50 -- You can now vote, I mean you could always do that but now you feel its healthy to persue freedom. That made your health {health}. [[I vote to continue playing this game!|RiverShore1]] [[I dont vote to continue playing this game!|BadVoterShallDie]]

health: health +150 money: money - 1000 -- You drank the dragon juice and felt very healthy all of sudden, but it was not able to fully heal you as it was very hot, your new health is {health}. [[Continue|RiverShore1]]

You die because you drank toxic waste [[Restart|Init]]

money: money - 1 -- I have no idea what you expected, but you lost 1 dollar. [[Continue|Start]]

health: -9999999999 money: -9999999999 level: -9999999999 -- Well I suppose we all make mistakes [[Restart|Init]]

After walking for a bit you find a giant hole in the ground, which would look to be an abandoned mine if not for the smoke rising from it [[Go back|RiverShore1]] [[Investagate|ReallyBigHole2 ]]

As you investagate around the hole, you see a poorly hidden door which requires a password, is asks you to enter it below: {text input for: 'MinePasswordDoorCode'} [[Check password|MinePasswordCheck1]] [[Go back|ReallyBigHole1]] [if MineKeyCardDoorCodeUnlocked === true] Maybe that number you were told about when you unlocked is the code! 4927

[if level === 1] You come across an old hut with a man inside who says he wants to ask you some questions [[Alright|Level2GateExplain]] [[Head back quickly|RiverShore1]] [if level > 1] The man in the hut greets you as you head down to your new tent [[Head back|RiverShore1]] [[Head to the campsite|Campsite1]]

"I'm the gate keeper of this here campground" he says "And only level 2+ people are allowed to stay!". "Until you become level 2 or higher, you cant come in here" [[How do I increase my level?|LevelIncreaseExplained]] [[Alright|RiverShore1]]

"You buy them from the gamer store, here are some directions" he tells you [[Vist the Gamer Shop|GamerShop]] [[Alright|RiverShore1]]

You shouldn't be here!

[if BuiltCampsiteBridge1 === false] To get to tent, you would have to cross a river, and to cross that you would need to hire someone to build a bridge. It would also be possible to swim across, but it would be very dangerous. [[Hire someone|BuildBridgeCampsiteGate]] [[Swim across the river|SwimAcrossTheRiver1]] [[Turn back|RiverShore1]] [if BuiltCampsiteBridge1 === true] As you cross over your picturesque wooden bridge, you feel powerful as you were able to transform nature itself. [[Continue|Campsite2]] [[Head back|RiverShore1]]

[if MinePasswordDoorCode == 4927] It works and the door opens, what do you do now? [[Enter the hole|EnterHole1]] [[Leave the door|RiverShore1]] [else] The door doesn't respond, maybe you'll be able to find the door code if you also got tools. [[Turn back|RiverShore1]]

Inside the room you see a peice of paper telling you: We never began anew, we only return to the start [[Or do we|RiverShore1]]

Well when the [[Gamer Shop|GamerShop]] opened with all there cool items and nice prices everyone went there instead of here. Although we used to still get some customers from buy local, but when Gamer Inc. opened and online shopping became so easy the Gamer Shop became local. [[Alright|grocery]]

[if money >24] It will cost you $25 of your {money} dollars but you can build a bridge [[Build the bridge|BuiltCampsiteBridge1settrue]] [[Cancel it|RiverShore1]] [if money <25] You need 25 dollars to build the bridge [[Go back|RiverShore1]]

You find a old poster saying something about a hidden treasure [[Investagate it|TresasureHunt1]] [[Ignore it|CampsiteHub1]] [[Head back|Campsite1]]

BuiltCampsiteBridge1:true money: money - 25 -- The bridge is built before your eyes, a true marvel of modern enginering. [[Continue|Campsite2]]

Upon further inspection, you discover that the sign was actually a job offering [[Continue investagating|TreasureHunt2]] [[Stop investagating|Campsite2]]

On the right side, you see a old moss covered stone door and on the left side you see a small fountain. When you look in front of you, your able to see that the path continues. [[Go back|Campsite2]] [[Go foward|TrainHubCentral]] [[Investigate the door|TempleGate1]] [[Investigate the fountain|InspectFountain1]]

The job is for scavenging scrap, and your paid in verying amounts depending on the quality of the scrap. Although it's only taking level 2 staff [[Go back|Campsite2]] [if level === 2] [[Work|TreasureHuntWork1]]

[if level === 2] Your job tells you to look for scrap nearbye [[Work|TreasureHuntWorkButYes]] [[Finish for the day|Campsite2]] [else] Only level 2 staff are allowed [[Head back|Campsite2]]

money: money + 10 -- [[Deposit load|TreasureHuntWork1]]

You walk into an old stone building, it looks old. Strangely, there seems to be 1940s era decorations. You see a sign covered in moss, it could explain what this building was for. You also see another trail you could take. [[Head back|CampsiteHub1]] [[Continue down the trail|Monty'sMysteryMuseumOutside]] [if HasHatchet = true] [[View the sign|APMInfo]] [else] You would be able to look at the sign, but you would need some sort of hatchet to view it.

On the door was a few french words, which seemed to only want people level 3 or above to read [[Leave it|CampsiteHub1]] [if level > 2] [[Read the words|TempleWords1]]

The water in the fountain seemed to have a green tint, reminding you of a story about a secret society foiled by a single poisoned olive. [[Return to the trail|CampsiteHub1]]

The words go as follows: *Where we all pray* *Each and every day* *If he'll return* *We will all turn* *Forever* Then the door opens into a hallway as soon as you finish reading the words. [[Enter the hallway|TempleHallway1]] [[Stay away from the hallway|CampsiteHub1]]

The hallway is lit by burning torches, which although seeming anchient are still burning. Casting an erie shadow across the floor and revealing a sign that says: Now is your last to chance to get your health up really high because if you dont you might die [[Take a break to boost your health|RiverShore1]] [[Continue foward|TempleBossFightStart]]

[if BeatLordMapleFirstBossFight1 === false] You hear a door close behind you, the sign did say it was your last chance [[Hope you got some health|TempleBossFightActuallStart]] [if BeatLordMapleFirstBossFight1 === true] You remember the harsh fight you first encountered when you entered this temple, it's a good thing thats over with. Although, there might soon be more stuff here. [[Return|CampsiteHub1]]

health: health - 15 -- Inside the room your now trapped in, torches all around the walls start to reveal themselves, lighting on fire one after another. And then the wall opens in front of you And a man walks out And the sheer power eminating from the man is enough to hurt your health by 15 points, leaving you with {health} [[Continue|TempleBossFightStart1]]

[if health < 1] You died, which is kinda weird when he only did 15 damage to you. Oh well [[Restart|Init]] [if health > 0] You need to decide where to hit him, in the head or chest. [[Head|TempleBossFight2]] [[Chest|TempleBossFight1fail]]

LordMapleBossFightDamage1: LordMapleBossFightDamage1 + 1 -- You get a few more hits in, and it seems mostly to annoy him, and if you get 2 more good hits you might actually annoy him enough to defeat him! You could also try to kick him as well, but who knows if it will work. [[Kick him|TempleBossFight2Win]] [[Hit him|TempleBossFight2Meh]]

health: health - 30 -- Well, his chest was heavily armored, and hitting it only ended up hurting you by 30 points, oh well. [if health < 1] And now your dead :( [[Restart|Init]] [else] [[Continue|TempleBossFight2]]

LordMapleBossFightDamage1: LordMapleBossFightDamage1 + 1 health: health - 15 -- Kicking him actually hurt him, but his strong legs hurt to kick and cost 15 health. [if health < 1] And it cost you your life :( [[Restart|Init]] [else] [[Continue|TempleBossFight3]]

He was ready for your punches, causing them to fail. [[Continue|TempleBossFight3]]

LordMapleBossFightDamage1: LordMapleBossFightDamage1 + 1 -- You get some hits into him and thats seems to annoy him [if LordMapleBossFightDamage1 === 3] [[Continue|TempleBossFightDone]] [else] You just need to hit him once more! [[Kick|TempleBossFight2Win]]

BeatLordMapleFirstBossFight1:true health:100 money: money + 500 -- You have annoyed me puny human, but also suprised me. You will be rewarded the right to live and some gold. But you have raided my temple and that is unaceptable. Do not interfear with any of my things or I will not be so generous. I will teleport you back. [[Teleport|CampsiteHub1]]

health: health = health -20 -- [if health < 1] You were not healthy enough to cross the river, and you died. [[Restart|Init]] [else] You made it across the river, but you stepped on a pointy rock and hurt yourself slightly. Your health is now: {health} [[Continue|Campsite2]]

Final Passage: This is the end so far, but the game will probably be updated the week. I thank you for playing the game, and also want you not to think the game is done. The game in it's current state is over, but consider this an alpha game or maybe a demo. Also make sure you've explored everything, a lot of parts are hidden between a single choice like for instance if you click left at the start, you have a entire adventure you could have missed if you clicked right and never went back. [[Yay!|Start]] [[Restart the game|Init]] --

money: money = money - 750 HasHatchet:true -- You purchased a hatchet. You now have ${money}. [[Return to GamerShop|GamerShop]] [[Head outside|Start]]

You see a castle on the top of a hill on the side of the trail. The clouds seem to darken as you aproach it. You dont have to go to the castle, but something that big is bound to have some treasure. [[Head to the castle|Monty'sMysteryMuseumGate]] [[Continue down the path|LMStatue]]

The sign tells you: With the rise of the railroad we at the [Unknown] have started operation [Unkown]-D! Prepare to start anew in a jungle paradise for the wealthy! All needs ands wants will be delt with by our wonderful staff! [Unknown] will design wonder[Unknown]. There apears to be some old railway infrastructure, you could see if the train still works. Who knows, it might be able to be used as a way to travel around the jungle quickly. **OPENS 1946** [[Return|TrainHubCentral]] [[Head to the old railway|OldRailwayStation1]]

This station must have been built almost 100 years ago! Jungle flora and fauna cover the tracks, there are a few old lamposts but they barely work. It creates a rather spooky atmosphere. Renovating this train station would allow you to travel far into the jungle, but would cost so much labor and money that only someone of level 6 or above could even attempt to set up a train newtwork. It might be possible to add a zipline if one wanted to travel faster. [[Head back|TrainHubCentral]] [if Zipline1Unlock = false] [[I am intrested in this zipline idea|ZiplineHub1]] [else] [[Head to the zipline|ZiplineHub1]]

[if ZiplineLine1Built = false] You need to purchase a zipline station to allow you to set up a zipline network. It costs 250 for your first station. You have ${money}. [[Buy zipline station|BuyZipline1]] [[Head back|OldRailwayStation1]] [else] A small building and a spiral staircase greet you on your way to the zipline. [[Go up the staircase to the zipline|ZiplineHubCheck]] [[Head tp the staion|TrainHubCentral]]

[if money < 250] You cant afford a zipline. [[Head back|TrainHubCentral]] [if money > 249] You can afford a zipline, do you want it? [[Yes|BuyZipline1Yes]] [[No|ZiplineHub1]]

[if ZiplineLine1Built = false] You need to purchase the zipline line. It will cost $400 [[Purchase|ZiplineLine1PurchaseCheck]] [[Go back|OldRailwayStation1]] [if ZiplineLine1Built = true] Please choose where you would like to zipline. [[Choose|ZiplineHub]]

money: money = money - 250 ZiplineLine1Built:true -- You purchased the zipline station, your money is now ${money}. [[Continue|ZiplineHub1]]

[if money > 399] You can purchase the zipline itself, allowing fast travel across the jungle. It cannot connect as far as a railway, but it is much cheaper. [[Purchase|ZiplineHubPurchase]]

You must now choose which station to zipline to, you can only use a station if you have built it. [if ZiplineLine1Built = true] [[Zipline to the old trainstation|ZiplineHub1]]

money: money = money - 400 ZiplineLine1Built:true -- The zipline system has been purchased, you are required to purchase every station before you can zipline to it. You now have ${money}. [[Continue|ZiplineHub1]]

As you aproach the castle, you see a bright neon sign stating: **Montys's Mystery Museum!** You also see a sign on the door asking for staff applications. It apears that this could become a job or a store, you will have to find out yourself. [[Back Out|Monty'sMysteryMuseumOutside]] [[Continue|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]]

Wait mortal. [[Turn back|Start]]

Inside of the castle is a mix of 1950s era furniture and victorian era furniture, it creates a rather confusing feeling. There are 4 doors and a bathroom. [[Store Area|MMMStore1]] [[Employee Area|MMMStaffArea]] [[Museum?|MMMMuseum]] [[Mystery Door|SirStephansMausoleum]]

A sign at door tells you that: **Level 5+ Only!** [[Uh oh|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]] [[if level > 4] [[Perfect|MMMStore2]]

[if level === 3] You are able to work as a retail employee. You make 20 a click, not bad. [[Work|MMMLevel3Work]] [[Head back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]] [if level === 4] You are able to work as a manager, higher pay and less work. You make 35 a click, very nice. [[Work|MMMLevel4Work]] [[Head back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]] [if level > 4] You are more qualified then Monty would like. [[Head back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]] [if level < 3] You are not a high enough level. [[Head back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]]

scelestum spumam relinquas! Non est digna es intrare in requiem tuam! Acer Miserere Maii! [[Head back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]]

Piles of junk over 3 storys tall litter the floor. You wonder if this gargantuan mess was was once a real museum and if it ever will be. There is a small rope preventing you from toutching the junk. [[Head back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]]

money: money = money + 20 -- You worked and worked, but got barely any customers. [[Head back|MMMStaffArea]]

money: money = money + 35 -- You work and you work, but barely anything happens. One employee gets sent to the boss's office though. [[Go back|MMMStaffArea]]

If you dont see an item, you cant afford it. [[Buy nothing|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]] [if money > 449] [[Buy Among Us juice $450|MMMStoreAUJ]] [if money > 799] [[Buy Sus juice $800|MMMStoreSJ]] [if money > 1199] [[Buy Monkey $1200|MMMStoreMP]]

money: money = money - 450 health: health = 100 -- You have purchased Among Us juice, you are very sus. Your health is now {health}, and you have ${money} left. [[Go back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]]

health: health = health - 50 -- [if health < 1] You died. You couldnt handle the sus. [[Restart|Init]] [if health > 1] You survived being sus, but your health is now {health}. You only have ${money} left. [[Go back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]]

Out of stalk! [[Head back|Monty'sMysteyMuseumHallway]]